Wicked Words From Wild Women

It is gentleman's first duty to remember in

the morning who it was he took to bed with him.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Wicked Words From Wild Women

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men

are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies,

some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful,

those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

Cynthia Heimel

Wicked Words From Wild Women

Good sex is like bridge. If you don't have

a good partner you had better have a good hand.

Mae West

No No's In The Bedroom

While there are lots of things that you do want in the bedroom as they help to create atmosphere like candles and soft music. There are some things that you really don't need.

1. Television. Studies have shown it can seriously reduce your lovemaking levels if your desperate to watch the latest episode of your favourite soap. Plus, the electromagnetic field around TVs is really bad for your sleep. So ban the TV back to the living area.
2. Photos of Friends and Family. Much as we love them the idea of Mum and Dad smiling out from the bedside table is really not conducive to a great sex life. So photos of anyone other than who you are sharing you bed with really needs to be finding a new home out of the bedroom.
3. Mess and Clutter. You know what I mean, all that stuff that tends to end up on the floor in the bedroom. Don't just hide it under the bed either as that just raises the allergy levels and tends to trap stagnant energy. In Feng Shui terms this leads to health problems and disturbed nights (not in the way we want them to be disturbed). So keep the bedroom clean and clutter free.
4. Single Images. Another Feng Shui tip is to avoid pictures with a single image or person, as this can be reflected in your relationship - or lack of one. Pictures with couples are far more positive in the bedroom as they promote harmony and equality. So surround yourself with pairs and couples.

Dominique

Wicked Words From Wild Women

A woman scorned is a woman who quickly

learns her way around a court room.

Collete Mann

Skirts Banned In School

Well talk about things coming full circle!

When I was at school, back in the year 19.., we actually campaigned to be allowed to wear trousers. Now female pupils at Tewkesbury School in Gloucestershire could be forced to wear trousers and are up in arms at the idea.

Headmaster John Reilly is talking to pupils and parents about banning skirts as some girls are wearing them so short they look more like belts. I can understand his concern having seen what passes for school uniform at a local school, I have to admit that some of the girls coming out of school would not have looked out of place on the set of a St. Trinians movie.

Girls Aloud Stars in St. Trinians Movie

I found myself, quite scarily, thinking "That wouldn't have been allowed when I was at school" I felt about 90! As Mr Reilly says these girls looked like they were heading out to a party not on their way home from school. Bleach blonde blown out hair with pink or blue streaks, short skirts, plus full make up appeared to be the norm, not one of these girls would have looked out of place in a nightclub.

Surely though it would be better to enforce stricter uniform standards rather than taking the easy way out and enforcing a ban on skirts. Go right back to basics and enforce a ban on make-up, jewelry and put a standard on skirt length. School is about learning not a fashion parade. How can pupils concentrate on learning if they are competing to look good and wear the latest interpretation of the uniform. Not to mention the affect this must have on the concentration levels of the teenage male pupils full of raging hormones. Plus,  the poor male teachers faced with a class full of half naked females, they really must struggle to concentrate on teaching, no wonder there are so many cases of teacher / pupil relationships hitting the press.

Dominique

Nosy Puppy ...

I just had to share this fun little article from todays Mail Online with you all.

This young boxer dog was playing "fetch" with his owner when he encountered a seal, having never come across one before he went over to investigate ...

Enjoy more pictures of the two of them, and discover what happened at:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1376429/Boxer-dog-gets-slap-seal-game-fetch.html

Dominique

Wicked Words From Wild Women

Women are not like wine.

They do not age better if left unnoticed and undisturbed.

Renee Long, armchair philosopher