Doggie Style

Now that caught your attention didn't it ... but no we are not going to be talking about sex positions, we are talking about how to have style when out and about with your dog.

First remember that as it is said that we grow to look like our dogs ...

... be sure to choose one that you would like to look like.
So this is going to work better ...

... than this!

Seriously though, it is important to choose your dog very carefully, taking into account your lifestyle, home environment and bank balance. Also, you need to choose a dog that suits your level of experience with dogs, as some breeds need far more attention and firm handling than others. Remember that they living, breathing, feeling creatures not fashion accessories and they are going to around for a number of years, up to 15 or 20 with some of the tiny breeds, and should not be exchanged for next years model.

As spring is really starting to appear, bringing with it some lovely days to get out and about with your dog, walking for pleasure rather than just to do what needs to be done (more on that to come later), be sure that you and your dog are looking good. If your dog has become a little untidy around the edges over the winter then maybe a trip to the doggie beauty salon may be in order. Or, get the brushes out and brave bathing the dog yourself.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap

 tastes like never washed a dog. 

~Franklin P. Jones

There is something about a pretty girl walking a dog that makes them very approachable to men. I think that they feel safer striking up a conversation with a lady walking her dog as he can talk about the dog and check the waters before asking her out. So if you are on the market for a little romance this spring get your best, pretty walking shoes on and head for the park.

Rachel Bilston with Thurmen Murmen

A while ago I remember reading of a girl who said that her most embarrassing moment was when her ex-boyfriend caught her clearing up after her dog. He had seen her shaving her legs, held her hair off her face when she was vomiting ... but the thought of him seeing her picking up pooh was mortifying.

So how can you perform this nasty but essential act with style? It is not easy but it can be done:

First you need the most essential item - bags. You can buy proper dog bags from the pet store if you really want, but I find that the best place to shop for such items is the baby section of your local supermarket. Perfumed nappy bags intended for disposable nappies are fantastic and so much cheaper too.

Trying hard not to pull a sour face, pop your hand inside the bag like a glove, knees together head high, bend down, place hand over poop, and as you grab it flick the plastic bag round it, tie knot and then head to the nearest bin to dispose. Simple!

Have a wonderful weekend whether you are out with your dog or not.

Dominique