Wicked Words From Wild Women

It is gentleman's first duty to remember in

the morning who it was he took to bed with him.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Wicked Words From Wild Women

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men

are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies,

some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful,

those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

Cynthia Heimel

Wicked Words From Wild Women

Good sex is like bridge. If you don't have

a good partner you had better have a good hand.

Mae West

No No's In The Bedroom

While there are lots of things that you do want in the bedroom as they help to create atmosphere like candles and soft music. There are some things that you really don't need.

1. Television. Studies have shown it can seriously reduce your lovemaking levels if your desperate to watch the latest episode of your favourite soap. Plus, the electromagnetic field around TVs is really bad for your sleep. So ban the TV back to the living area.
2. Photos of Friends and Family. Much as we love them the idea of Mum and Dad smiling out from the bedside table is really not conducive to a great sex life. So photos of anyone other than who you are sharing you bed with really needs to be finding a new home out of the bedroom.
3. Mess and Clutter. You know what I mean, all that stuff that tends to end up on the floor in the bedroom. Don't just hide it under the bed either as that just raises the allergy levels and tends to trap stagnant energy. In Feng Shui terms this leads to health problems and disturbed nights (not in the way we want them to be disturbed). So keep the bedroom clean and clutter free.
4. Single Images. Another Feng Shui tip is to avoid pictures with a single image or person, as this can be reflected in your relationship - or lack of one. Pictures with couples are far more positive in the bedroom as they promote harmony and equality. So surround yourself with pairs and couples.

Dominique

Wicked Words From Wild Women

A woman scorned is a woman who quickly

learns her way around a court room.

Collete Mann

Skirts Banned In School

Well talk about things coming full circle!

When I was at school, back in the year 19.., we actually campaigned to be allowed to wear trousers. Now female pupils at Tewkesbury School in Gloucestershire could be forced to wear trousers and are up in arms at the idea.

Headmaster John Reilly is talking to pupils and parents about banning skirts as some girls are wearing them so short they look more like belts. I can understand his concern having seen what passes for school uniform at a local school, I have to admit that some of the girls coming out of school would not have looked out of place on the set of a St. Trinians movie.

Girls Aloud Stars in St. Trinians Movie

I found myself, quite scarily, thinking "That wouldn't have been allowed when I was at school" I felt about 90! As Mr Reilly says these girls looked like they were heading out to a party not on their way home from school. Bleach blonde blown out hair with pink or blue streaks, short skirts, plus full make up appeared to be the norm, not one of these girls would have looked out of place in a nightclub.

Surely though it would be better to enforce stricter uniform standards rather than taking the easy way out and enforcing a ban on skirts. Go right back to basics and enforce a ban on make-up, jewelry and put a standard on skirt length. School is about learning not a fashion parade. How can pupils concentrate on learning if they are competing to look good and wear the latest interpretation of the uniform. Not to mention the affect this must have on the concentration levels of the teenage male pupils full of raging hormones. Plus,  the poor male teachers faced with a class full of half naked females, they really must struggle to concentrate on teaching, no wonder there are so many cases of teacher / pupil relationships hitting the press.

Dominique

Nosy Puppy ...

I just had to share this fun little article from todays Mail Online with you all.

This young boxer dog was playing "fetch" with his owner when he encountered a seal, having never come across one before he went over to investigate ...

Enjoy more pictures of the two of them, and discover what happened at:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1376429/Boxer-dog-gets-slap-seal-game-fetch.html

Dominique

Wicked Words From Wild Women

Women are not like wine.

They do not age better if left unnoticed and undisturbed.

Renee Long, armchair philosopher



Feel Sexy & You Will BE Sexy

We have all heard the adage "You are what you think you are" well it is true and it is certainly true where sex is concerned. We have all had days where we have felt like the greatest sex goddess ever to walk and because we felt sexy we were sexy. The trick is to teach yourself to feel like that every day.

Even if you are not feeling gorgeous, slender or very voluptuous just conjure up your very own vision of yourself as super sexy and hold that thought. Before you know it you will begin to feel sexy. Now start to send out those super sexy vibes to all the men on the planet, or even just the man who makes your little bit of the planet turn on it's axis ... he won't know what's hit him. He won't notice if you are a little too short, too broad, too thin or too fat, all he will see is his own personal sex goddess.

Plus, in this super sexy mood you will be running on instinct, you will just say and act wonderfully titillating. Your touch will be electrifying and your glances will be so hot he will feel like you are setting him on fire.

Remember great sex doesn't begin with your body ... great starts in the mind.

Dominique

Sexy Eyes ...

Sexy eyes, moving 'cross the floor,

couldn't want for more, sexy eyes
Sexy eyes, getting down with you,

I wanna move with you, sexy eyes

Dr Hook & the Medicine Show 

Wentworth Millar

The eyes are the most expressive part of the face, which is probably why we have so many sayings including eyes:

"The look of love"

"Looking daggers at someone"

" I only have eyes for you"

There are many more, but I am sure that you get the idea. The eyes are also the best way to tell if a smile is genuine or if the person is faking it ... when the smile is for real there will be little wrinkles around the eyes.

The eyes are also very sexy, when we are interested in someone our pupils dilate. Over the years a great deal of research has been into this and it has been proven that when the dilating of the pupils actually makes us more attractive the person we are attracted to. Many years ago women used Belladonna, a drug extracted from various plants, to make the pupils dilate. Cleopatra was known to have used it in the last century BC, it was also used widely in the Renaissance. The practice resumed briefly in the late nineteenth - and early twentieth-century in Paris. These days it is only used medicinally, as Atropine, to dilate the pupils for examination.

Women have always made the most of their eyes with eye cosmetics being some of the first ever being made, along with dropping poison into her eyes to make her pupils dilate Cleopatra would have used Kohl as eyeliner. Kohl was made from various products including soot, burnt almonds, ash, malachite and oxidised copper. In ancient Greece, rich people had their mascara applied for them. The Gauls made their mascara by mixing garfish with soot and rubbing it on the lashes. The first commercial mascara was produced by 19th Century perfumer Eugene Rimmel in London - yes, that is the same Rimmel of London. In Portugal mascara is known as "Rimmel" to this day.

Now, who said that history was boring?

Dominique

Wicked Words From Wild Women

Here's a rule I recommend:

never practice two vices at once.

Tallulah Bankhead

Doggie Style

Now that caught your attention didn't it ... but no we are not going to be talking about sex positions, we are talking about how to have style when out and about with your dog.

First remember that as it is said that we grow to look like our dogs ...

... be sure to choose one that you would like to look like.
So this is going to work better ...

... than this!

Seriously though, it is important to choose your dog very carefully, taking into account your lifestyle, home environment and bank balance. Also, you need to choose a dog that suits your level of experience with dogs, as some breeds need far more attention and firm handling than others. Remember that they living, breathing, feeling creatures not fashion accessories and they are going to around for a number of years, up to 15 or 20 with some of the tiny breeds, and should not be exchanged for next years model.

As spring is really starting to appear, bringing with it some lovely days to get out and about with your dog, walking for pleasure rather than just to do what needs to be done (more on that to come later), be sure that you and your dog are looking good. If your dog has become a little untidy around the edges over the winter then maybe a trip to the doggie beauty salon may be in order. Or, get the brushes out and brave bathing the dog yourself.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap

 tastes like never washed a dog. 

~Franklin P. Jones

There is something about a pretty girl walking a dog that makes them very approachable to men. I think that they feel safer striking up a conversation with a lady walking her dog as he can talk about the dog and check the waters before asking her out. So if you are on the market for a little romance this spring get your best, pretty walking shoes on and head for the park.

Rachel Bilston with Thurmen Murmen

A while ago I remember reading of a girl who said that her most embarrassing moment was when her ex-boyfriend caught her clearing up after her dog. He had seen her shaving her legs, held her hair off her face when she was vomiting ... but the thought of him seeing her picking up pooh was mortifying.

So how can you perform this nasty but essential act with style? It is not easy but it can be done:

First you need the most essential item - bags. You can buy proper dog bags from the pet store if you really want, but I find that the best place to shop for such items is the baby section of your local supermarket. Perfumed nappy bags intended for disposable nappies are fantastic and so much cheaper too.

Trying hard not to pull a sour face, pop your hand inside the bag like a glove, knees together head high, bend down, place hand over poop, and as you grab it flick the plastic bag round it, tie knot and then head to the nearest bin to dispose. Simple!

Have a wonderful weekend whether you are out with your dog or not.

Dominique

Wicked Words From Wild Women

The first time Adam had a chance, he laid

the blame on woman.

Lady Nancy Astor

Diet Coke For Me Please!

The one thing that no fashion loving girl should not be seen without this summer is not the latest pair of designer sunglasses or a large floppy hat (though I am still having one of those believe me ... no one is depriving me of my "Samantha" moment). No, the thing we will all be vying to own this summer is the new collection from Karl Lagerfeld ... his new collection of Coke-Cola, Diet Coke bottles.

Well known for his love of the brand, he reportably lost 90lbs (6st 4lb) in 2001 by drinking only Diet Coke and eating steamed vegetables - how's that for a fad diet? He has also been known to employ Diet Coke butlers to serve him the drink in Lalique crystal goblets.

The second collection builds on his 2010 design, which featured his silhouette with it's recognisable pony tail on white bottles with a pink cap. The 2011 collection is three bottles featuring stars, stripes and dots in pink and white with a smaller silhouette of Lagerfeld. 

I have to say that I love them!

Dominique

Wicked Words From Wild Women

It isn't what I do, but how I do it.

It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and

how I look when I do it and say it.

Mae West

The Bad, The Fad & The Plain Mad

Diet's that's what I am talking about. Just when you though it was safe to open up a magazine without some new crazy A-Lister's latest diet jumping out at you there are a whole new crop of crazy diets heading this way from Hollywood.

So just who is following crazy diet fads ... well top of the list is none only than our own English rose Liz Hurley and from the sound of her tweets she is really not enjoying it.

Liz Hurley

Liz is following a diet which involves her sipping on protein rich shakes, which even she admits she can hardly face, and soft poached eggs. As she is busy tweeting her fantasies regarding Vegemite sandwiches, Jaffa cakes, chocolate etc. I think we can safely say that she is not a happy camper and starving!
Verdict: ***Mad

Terri Hatcher

Fancy sucking on ice cubes all day? Well, that is what Teri Hatcher is rumoured to be doing. The "Ice Cube Diet" is said to be big in Hollywood at the moment with followers sucking on Hoodia Ice Cubes, these contain nothing but fresh Hoodia (a cactus like plant) and water. This is supposed to send signals to your brain that you are full. As Hoodia is extremely habit forming this one is definitely one to avoid, as once you stop taking it your eating will go out of control.
Verdict: ***** Mad




Blake Lively


When the gorgeous Miss Lively received the call from Carl Lagerfeld to model for the Mademoiselle bag campaign she started on the Brazilian Butt Lift diet, (having seen some very sexy looking Brazilian butts in action dancing I do wonder if this one would work for my pathetic little butt ... Kim Kardashian has no competition from me). This diet involves downing shots of lemon juice and drinking ginger tea. It's creator Leandro Carvalho claims that the lemon juice shots helps to neutralise the acid around the fat cells so that they can shrink and the ginger tea reduces the inflammation, which makes it easier to lose weight.*  Blakes' workout included Leandro's notorious "Triangle Training" where you flex your butt muscles for up to 90 mins a day (ARGH!!!) Following this Blake claims to have lost 10lbs in fat in just two weeks. It is more likely that what Blake lost was not fat but fluid and glycogen stores, though the work out sounds healthy.
Verdict: *****Fad

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

After picking up Megan Fox's role in Transformers "The Hottest Body in Hollywood" aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley embarked on some very serious  hours of exercise. Her trainer James Duigan has revealed that she did 18 workouts in 6 days! This was in preparation for a shoot a Venice Beach last week. This entailed first thing in the morning doing a sweat-inducing series of squats, chin-ups and burpees (an aerobic move). After lunch a 20 mins weight circuit and finally 30 mins stretching with a foam roller before bed. Although this sounds horrendous it is in fact a very balanced method as each session is short and the mix is just what the body needs.
Verdict: ***** Very Good


Dominique

* As told to Grazia

Wicked Words From Wild Women

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long

as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Mrs Patrick (Beatrice Stella) Campbell 1865 - 1940

He Is Out There

In today's desperate economic climate a girl has two choices if she wants to live and spend well. She can either go out and find a great paying job and earn it or she can find a good man to pay for it. Neither great paying jobs or good men are in plentiful supply so if want one you have to go out and fight for it. The great paying job I can't help you with, but when it comes to finding a Sugar Daddy, I can give you a few tips.

The ultimate in Sugar Daddies, Hugh Hefner

The greatest Sugar Daddy of them all, Hugh Hefner, is off the market having become engaged to Crystal Harris at Christmas. But, lets face it girls Heff was always well out of the league for the majority of us anyway, and, if he wasn't then what are you doing reading this blog?

So, back down to earth, how do you bag yourself a Sugar Daddy. Well, you definitely have to make the most of yourself, but we all do that anyway don't we. Put on your glad rags and head for a posh hotel bar with a friend. Show off your sexy legs and be saucy, a little cheeky and flirty with any "silverbacks" who come over to chat to you. He will undoubtably be grateful for the attention of a gorgeous creature like you and you can be grateful for the free drinks and food - and if your shameless (or lucky depending on the point of view) the clothes, jewelry and cars.

Marilyn Monroe in "How to Marry a Millionaire"

If you really want to set your sights high, then you could aim for a Millionaire or, even better, Billionaire Patron. Not a lot around, but they are out there if you know where to look. Advertise yourself as a house sitter in Tatler or Harpers, attend art openings, the opera or the ballet. You have to be where they are ... you are not likely bump into one at the local supermarket, unless he is a real eccentric and they are not really the sort we are looking for. Ideally, we want a childless widower (childless is definitely best, remember the hassle that Anna Nicole had ...) or an older gent who enjoys the whims and friolivites of a pretty girl who enjoys spending his millions on designer clothes and trips to warm climates.

Good hunting :)

Dominique

Wicked Words From Wild Women

The woman may be a goddess to a boy,

a temptation to a married man,

and a "menace" to a batchelor.

Helen Rowland

How To Hold Court From Your Sick Bed

Just because you are not feeling 100% you don't have to hide away from the world or disappear totally. It's quite nice to have visitors who can bring you some fruit, flowers and magazines, plus news from the world.

Wear your best, covering up, nightie, you don't want to wearing your femme fatale gear. Why waste it on your girlfriends. Light a nice scented candle so your bedroom smells nice, plus candle light is very forgiving making you appear pale and wan rather than white and sickly. Prop yourself up on a bank of pretty squishy pillows, have your tissues, blankets and drink close at hand.

Remember to keep your guests at a safe distance so you don't pass on your bugs, nor if it's flu do you want them to laugh at your bright red nose.

If you are really sick limit the visits to around 20 minutes so you don't tire yourself out too much. If you are in a can't get around / leg in a cast situation then get all your friends to watch a DVD to stop you becoming bored.

Dominique

Wicked Words From Wild Women

I hope to start enjoying flirting again when I'm seventy,

like my Mother did.

Felicity Kendal

Shopping FUN!

Now I know that shopping is always fun, well for us real women anyway. I have always thought that any woman who doesn't enjoy hitting the shops for a little retail therapy can't possibly be a real woman.

The problem now though is that few of us can really enjoy a good old session of retail therapy as the pennies are spread so thinly. So here are a few fun ideas ready for the weekend to brighten up a day at the shops without spending a penny, unless of course you want to.

♥ Confuse the changing room assistant by asking for your number tags in multiples. So if you are taking in seven items tell her that seven is your unlucky number and ask if you can have a three and a four. Watch her face while she tries to work out if you're serious or not.

♥ Go into a really expensive shop and pick out the most horrendous item you can find, that really will not suit you at all and encourage the staff to tell you how wonderful you look in it. Take a friend with you to enjoy the giggle afterwards.

♥ Assistants always get really excited when you choose some lovely expensive items to try on. Who are you to deny them the frisson of excitement at the thought of your platinum credit card. You will feel like queen bee trying on all those gorgeous posh frocks, so you both win. Never, though apologise for not buying, just thank them for their help and let them think you are the real thing as you walk, head held high to the nearest bargain shop.

♥ Split the cost of expensive buys between two or more bank accounts or credit cards. That way you will not feel so bad about how much you have spent.

♥ Put your new purchases in the back of your cupboard and bring then out slowly, thus avoiding the difficult questions and nasty comments "another new pair of shoes!"

Have a great weekend, see you Monday

Dominique

Wicked Words From Wild Women

Marriage - "Why buy a book when you can join the library."

Cellulite - "That is a bar stool mark!"

"I'm sick of fellas. Think I'll become a lesbian.

At least you get to wear flat shoes."

Lily Savage

(Female character created by Paul O'Grady)